You’ve officially bought your last plactic container of icing, right?! Right??? Maybe?

I’ll settle for maybe.

The recipes below could wipe out the entire “prepared frosting” industry. They’re just about as easy to pull off as opening a lid. But the taste, that’s where the real incentive lies. You simply can’t buy icing as good as the kind you can make.

I think it’s a law or something.

Decorator Icing
2 boxes (0r small bags) powdered sugar, sifted
1/2 cup water
1-1/3 cups shortening
1 tsp vanilla

Cream the shortening with sifted sugar. Add the water and vainlla and blend well. Add food color, if desired.

Whatever you don’t use actually freezes very nicely. Make a note, if the Icing recipe calls for “shortening,” it’s going to be just this side of Heaven. If you’re icing sugar cookies (which kicks them up to a whole new level of YUM), using an icing recipe that calls for shortening is the only way to go.

Caramel Icing
1 cup buttermilk (whoot whoot!)
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 cups sugar
1/2 cup butter or margarine
1 Tbs. vanilla

Combine all of the above and cook to a soft ball stage (238 degrees). Beat until creamy and dreamy after it’s cooled.

If the icing is too thick to spread on your cake, you can thin the icing with a little cream. That or toss the cake out the door and glob the thick caramel icing on top of vanilla ice cream, toss on some chopped pecans and have yourself a merry little moment.

Chocolate Icing
2 cups sugar
2 sticks butter
1 small can evaporated milk
7 Tbs cocoa

Combine all of the ingredients in a pan. Bring to a boil, then lower the heat and simmer for 10 minutes. Cool, then spread over a two layer cake (or cupckaes, or a large rectangular cake or bundt…)

Another Delicious Icing that Calls for Shortening
1/2 cup shortening
1 lb confectioner’s sugar, sifted
1/4 cup water
dash of salt
1 tsp vanilla extract

Place the shortening into a large mixing bowl and blend briefly. Sift in the powdered sugar. Mix. While mixing, gradually add the water and flavoring. Introduce them slowly - not all at once. I’m sure Alton Brown could explain the specifics more scientifically (and I wish he would, I’m curious) - but suffice to say, adding it all at once makes a saggy, baggy, nasty little icing that you wouldn’t want to serve to anyone.

No, not even her.

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